Eavesdropping

Originally posted on Lance Sheridan:
He trimmed their hedges And they watered his curiosity, Nosy neighbor With an ear trumpet, Like an old Victrola needle listening To a seventy-eight rpm record, Scratching scratching for a sound. Blemish on a character, A sin, an outlandish scrutinizing Of neighbor’s conversations. ? Do not think they don’t notice—…

How did this Potentially DISEASE CARRYING Possum Poop End up ABOVE The Insulation of My Manufactured Home Instead of on the Ground BELOW It?

If you’ve ever had pest problems in those hard to reach areas of your manufactured or mobile home, you probably know how difficult it is to trap or get rid of the pests that lurk in the areas under and in your living space. Here’s the beginning of my nightmare!

The Biker’s Blooze

Maybe I was safer stealing my neighbor’s tiny bicycle at four years old and pedaling for the city with all my might, than I was riding my own tricycle within my own yard. After all, hundreds of children disappear from their own driveways each year. Safety in numbers, you see. Nobody kidnaps a four-year-old child… Read More